What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 03:30
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
What is that one moment in your life when you felt "I am awesome"?
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
GLP-1 drug helped type 1 diabetes patients keep healthy glucose levels and lose weight - STAT
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
HIV Drugs Linked to Lower Alzheimer’s Risk - Neuroscience News
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
After Being Called "Rude," Miley Cyrus Seemingly Addressed Her Recent Signing Event - BuzzFeed
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
VMware drops the lowest tier of its partner program – except in Europe - theregister.com
Still no good.
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Procter & Gamble to Cut 7,000 Jobs - WSJ
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
3 Black Holes Caught Eating Massive Stars in NASA Data - NASA Science (.gov)
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Artificial Intelligence Is Unlocking the Secrets of Black Holes - WIRED
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Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Texas governor vetoes hemp ban bill - Politico
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
8 Things Knee Doctors Say You Should Never, Ever Do - HuffPost